WELCOME TO THE BURN WARD

Feb 08
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asktheoriginalcoolkid:

Anime Swag

A brief, but powerful documentary by critically acclaimed weeaboo, Dirk Strider

Feb 06
baysalt:

Let’s see who strikes the loudest,Put on my fighting trousers!
So doven made the amazing connection that Fighting Trousers by Professor Elemental is basically the Jake English theme song. Oh my goddddd.

baysalt:

Let’s see who strikes the loudest,
Put on my fighting trousers!

So doven made the amazing connection that Fighting Trousers by Professor Elemental is basically the Jake English theme song. Oh my goddddd.

Jan 31
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pretty fly (for a crippled guy) feat. tavros nitram

AT: aG JUST JUMPED ME OFF A CLIFF, 
AT: wITH MY BRAIN, 

Give it to me, baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me, baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me, baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a crippled guy

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6
flarping’s kind of hard, but i want a game to play
advance or abscond, huge bitch i’ll make her pay
lying on the ground here, my spine broke in the middle
was the fastest thing alive
now i got the swagger of a cripple
lifting weights to compensate
tickets to the gun show, but im free anyways
you wanna fill this pail, like a gravity fail
falling for you, no way, no way
i got sick beats, kids try to battle me
losing my legs was such a tragedy
i’m a parapalegic
so hey lemme do my wheelchair thing
Jan 31
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kitten-burrito:

soselfimportant:

whats wrong with me

why do you guys encourage me

oh my god

Because miracles, James.  BT

jake/dirk/snoop OT3

Jan 30
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no-homestuck-left-behind:

davestriderismyanimewaifu:

roxysfloorbutt:

I’m peeing.

i didn’t see this one coming tbh

anime swag

i’m flying like goku

Jan 30
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nocturnal rainbows feat. gamzee makara (hopsin beat)

i am going to motherfucking kill all you motherfuckers

and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfucking blood
from your veins will drip my miracles
your crushed bones will make my special stardust
welcome to the dark carnival brother
seeing the world clearly for the first time
my eyes were blind mind clouded with sopor slime
lets take it back and rewind through this purple haze
clown make up is smeared all on my face
chill until i met this motherfucker named dave
damn i never felt a hate so spades
this honky make me wanna kill, subjuggulate
why did it have to come from him my religion’s fake
clicked this link hero mode engage 
won’t forget now that i’m the bard of rage
my pan is so rotted i think
keepin this circus mystique 
poison in my belly with this faygo drink
charade of faith doubts in the shadows creep
miracles glittering fools gold was my bling
choirs of angels sing 
empty promises ring
higher than all you motherfuckers 
now crown the king
blasphemizing my beliefs
mirthful messiahs and shattered dreams 
all lies, i toss and turn in my sleep
derse is no longer refuge to me
i used to pray every night to god on my knees
asking when the hemospectrum will see peace
the messiahs they was always both me
AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME
peace will only come when i make them motherfuckers bleed
when the suns down
nocturnal rainbows soaring the air so high
it may seem so that i can’t see
but the darkness provides the light for me
i don’t want to be lonely
and the moon is my only homie
if there’s a higher power then show me
instead of nocturnal rainbows
nocturnal rainbows soaring the air so high
Jan 30

Anonymous asked: "lean like a homo", and- and the spanish in it... just, oh god, bby lemme luv u down.

tHERE’S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YA,

bABY i CAN BREAK YOU DOWN,

tHERE’S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE ANONS,

gOT ME LIKE, oH MY GOD, i’M SO IN LOVE, bUT HIDDEN IDENTITY,

yOU MAKE ME WANNA SAY,

oH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MY GOD,

Jan 30

harshhwhimsy asked: do you make your own beats or where ya get them?

on the sweet day that i finally get an akai-mpc i will produce homestuck hiphop remixes and rap sick fires on my own beats to alight the pants off all my followers… but until then my process is just finding beats i like and getting the instrumentals

Jan 25

rawkz0rz:

Every Homestuck needs to blog this.

PBJ live shows are the best.  

Jan 25

harshhwhimsy asked: your beats sure are dirty. eh, you got a youtube?

nope i just got tindeck and tumblr. i thought about getting one but if i was gonna rap on it i dont want to have to deal with putting on a cosplay esp if im rapping as troll